Anyone ever been cought shoplifting?

Recently, I was cought with a handfull of gs from the fruit shop. I was hungry abd had no money on me. I didn't think it would matter.The owner of the shop saw me slip the branch into my bag, and chased me n my mate all over town. I could not believe how desperate this guy was, but I found it hilarious when he actually did catch us. I ended up having to give back the gs. I was like WTF was that all about, but I did learn not to steal anymore, cos before that, I stole alot of clothes make up and jewelry. Yeah, I got away with all that but got cought with gs. Anyway, got any other stories for me?